Welcome to the Music page. Click on a song title below to hear a sample of the song, in MP3 format.

1. La La Girl
Most great rock songs are written about one of the following: women, alcohol or rebellion. Being lazy Bastards, we decided that it would be easier to just write a song about all three. Respectfully submitted for your listening pleasure.

2. Chitter Chatter
This is Those Charming Bastards channeling the New York Dolls. Big guitars and scathing lyrics.

3. What Might Have Been
This song is about the time in everybody’s life when you ask yourself “Maybe I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”

4. I Need Your Money
Some people want love, others want money. For three easy payments of $19.95, we’ll tell you how to get them both.

5. Kiss It And Make It Better
The lone Bastard ballad.

6. Sniffin' Glue
The day before we started recording, Jim brought this tune down – and we decided that we had to include it on the CD. The only problem was the song wasn’t finished. The tune was finished two minutes before we recorded it.

7. Apart At The Seams
There was a brief moment when George quit the band. A month or so later Jim and Steve got together and knocked this tune out. A couple of weeks later George called to see what we were up to and we told him we wrote a new tune. George stopped by, heard the tune and rejoined the band – in that order.

8. Partners In Crime
This tune involves Superman, James Dean, Rolling Stone magazine and outer-space…..yes, we are serious.

9. Fascination
Fascination, obsession – such a fine line.

10. That's What Love Can Do
Love can do a lot of things – even in a song that’s two and a half minutes long.

11. All I Ever Wanted
Steve lives on a diet of Cheap Trick, The Ramones and more Cheap Trick. With that in mind, where the hell did this song come from??

12. Vampires
A song about vampires – from the same band that gave you a song about Superman, James Dean, Rolling Stone magazine and outer-space.

13. Committed
When we recorded the basic drum tracks for this tune we knew that we wanted to have a guitar breakdown in the middle of the tune – the only problem was we had no idea what we wanted to put there. So we recorded the drum tacks and said “we’ll figure it out later.” What we discovered is that the recipe for a tasty guitar breakdown equals one part Thin Lizzy, one part Foghat and one part Bastard. Chill and serve.